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HEROES – A new perfume
The Scent of The Adelphi – Smell like your heroes.
Using technologically advanced methods unknown to mankind, leading scientists have been able to extract a composite human sweat from samples of ceiling plaster in one of the country’s most famous live music venues. Known simply as ‘Sample A’, it is unquestionable that the impossible chemical structure includes the DNA of Thom Yorke, Jarvis Cocker, PJ Harvey, Idles, Two Door Cinema Club and many thousands of incredible artists who have perspired in the tiny concert room of this wonderful and bizarre terraced house.
After months of exhaustive synthesis the ‘Scent of The Adelphi’ has been bottled and is now available for you to buy and wear at your leisure. Take that unique fragrance with you wherever you travel. Share it with your friends. The future is here tomorrow. Be your hero!
£19.84 per 1 litre bottle + postage and packing.
Buy now to include the unique applicator spray nozzle allowing you and your partner to be dosed* at the same time. *Safety goggles must be warn at all times.
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Active ingredient 0.0001% Liam Gallagher.
Danger if taken seriously.
Not available in any shops or online.